Clean One Liners

*What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

*A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

*Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.

* What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

*Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

*What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? - el-if-i-no

*Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

*Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:

"Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims,

"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

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