*What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
*A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
*Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
*Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
*What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? - el-if-i-no
*Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
*Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
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