* To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation. -- Clint Eastwood
* If you rest, you rust.
-- Helen Hayes
* I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
* You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
-- Flip Wilson
* The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-- Andy Rooney
* The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
-- George Carlin (Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help, 1984)
* If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
* Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
-- Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
* I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.
-- A. E. Matthews (quoted in Filmgoer's Book of Quotes, 1973)
* In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
-- Joey Adams
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