* All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
-- Dennis Leary
* There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
-- Helen Rowland
* Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
-- Kathy Lette
* My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler
* Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
-- Mae West
* Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
-- Madonna Dangerous Game (1993)
* Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
-- Jean Kerr
* A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West
* I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
-- Gwyneth Paltrow
* All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
-- Henry Youngman
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