Money Quotes

* Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
-- Stephen Wright
* I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight.
-- L L Cool J
* A man explained inflation to his wife thus:'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'
-- Lord Barnett
* Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
-- Rita Rudner
* As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
-- Sam Ewing (Readers Digest, Dec, 1997)
* When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
-- Nick Arnette
* Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
-- J. Paul Getty
* If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker
* Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
-- Rod Carty
* I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
-- Billy Connolly