Work Quotes

* We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.
-- Hillary Clinton
* Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
-- Demetri Martin
* President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'
-- Craig Kilborn
* Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
-- Bill Maher
* Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen
* The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
-- Slappy White
* It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
-- Muhammad Ali
* I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
-- Robert Paul
* A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
-- Dennis Miller
* I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
-- Jerome K Jerome