* Arsenal caress a football the way I dreamed of caressing Marilyn Monroe.
-- Brian Clough
* Elton John decided he wanted to rename Watford and call it Queen of the South.
-- Tommy Docherty
* [after Cantona attacked a fan mid 90's]Wasn't it good to see Eric Cantona back in action? Let's hope that this time he remembers that kicking people in the teeth is the Tory government's job.
-- Tony Blair
* I'm enjoying every day. I've tried everything: duck's head, chicken's head, chicken's feet and bats and hopefully, if I keep that up, I'll be flying.
-- Paul Gascoigne (former Soccer Superstar, now playing in the lower divisions of Chinese football)
* If he had gunpowder for brains he couldn't blow his cap off.
-- Bill Shankly
* Brian Clough's worse than the rain in Manchester. At least God stops that occasionally
-- Bill Shankly
* We absolutely annihilated England. It was a massacre. We beat them 5-4.
-- Bill Shankly (Thoughts on a wartime Auld Enemy clash)
* You son, could start a riot in a graveyard.
-- Bill Shankly (to Tommy Smith)
* The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
-- Bill Shankly
* 'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.'
-- Bill Shankly
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