*What do you call a sheep with no legs? - A cloud
*What do you call a camal with 3 humps? -Humphreys
*What do cows do for entertainment? -They rent moovies !
*What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? -DAMN!
*If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
*How do you stop a fish from smelling? -Cut its nose off
*What do you call a fish with no eye ? -FSH !
*What do you call a deer with no eyes ? -I have no I-Deer
*What is invisable and smells like carrots? -Rabbit farts.
*What is a dogs favourite school subject? -"Dog-Ruff-E "
*Why are there no asprins in the jungle? -Because the Parots-ate-em-all
*Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? -He was charged with battery.
*What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? -Juan on Juan.
*Why do gerillas have big nostralls? -Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
*What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? -Lipstick
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